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Main » 10 Best Jokes

» The Snake
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by 2laugh Team	read 6055 times

» Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the gr ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by 2laugh Team	read 5372 times

» The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse r ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by 2laugh Team	read 7055 times

» The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife. So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy brought the man to a parrot in the back. "Now this is the perfect pet for your wife, Chet is an very special animal" the sal ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by 2laugh Team	read 5046 times

» Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here". The next dog said,"I peed on my masters $1,000 rug". The next dog then comes in and say's,"My master is a female and ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by John M.	read 5174 times

» The Farmer's Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he thre ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by 2laugh Team	read 6171 times

» Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) It doesn't matter, he won't come! ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by 2laugh Team	read 5314 times

» Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the ho ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by 2laugh Team	read 7367 times

» Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please... Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the blac ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by 2laugh Team	read 5806 times

» Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum. Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it. ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 5554 days ago	by Gregory Bench	read 6513 times