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sexual innuendo
NSFWOne day Little Johnny's teacher, decided to play a spelling game. She gave a letter of the alphabet and the kids have to spell a word starting
with that letter, then use it in a sentence. Starting with "A" Little Johnny's hand was continually in the air, but the teacher ignored him.
Little Johnny had a propensity for lewd remarks and could turn the simplest of statements into sexual innuendo.
The teacher was afraid to let Johnny use any letter that he could turn into a lewd statement.
"All right now, Susan, you first?" said the teacher.
"A is for Ape, A-P-E, An ape likes bananas" answered Susan.

"Excellent " said the teacher.

She continues on through the alphabet. Finally she reaches F. Now she will NOT let Little Johnny answer this under any circumstances so she
asks Mary.

"F is for Fairy F-A-I-R-Y, they're little girls who lives among the flowers", Mary replies.

"Great", says the teacher. "Now we get to G".

Only Little Johnny has his hand up so the teacher thinks about this and decides "G" is a safe one. "Yes Johnny?" She asks.

"G is for Gnome G-N-O-M-E. A Gnome lives among the flowers too".

"Johnny! That's Excellent!" Exclaims the teacher, very happy that for once he wasn't out of line.

Little Johnny goes on to say, "yes, teacher, he's the one who screws the fairies!"

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