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Jim plays golf
SportsJim plays golf down in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. The course was built right next to a cemetery. One of the greens is right next to the fence that separates the golf course from the cemetery.
One afternoon, Jim was playing with a well-known loudmouth and they came up to that green.
Loudmouth had about a 50 foot putt to sink. He took out his putter and whacked the ball towards the hole. It so just happens on the other side of the fence there was a funeral in process. Jim says, "Honest to God, that putt *almost* made it in about the time the pastor across the fence got done with the service. Loudmouth shouts -- loud enough for the funeral to hear -- 'Get in that damn hole, motherfucker!'"

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