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Elephant With Thorn
Nature and PetsNSFWAn elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in
her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So the
elephant says, "Help me, help me." But the ant refuses unless the
elephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with her.
Replies the elephant, "Anything! Anything!"

So, out comes the thorn and up gets the ant and proceeds to enjoy
himself. Meanwhile, in a tree directly above them, a monkey, who
witnessed the whole episode, was in knots of laughter. Consequently
he fell out of the tree on top of the elephant.

Says the elephant: "Ouch!"

Says the ant, in his own little frenzy: "Suffer BITCH, SUFFER!!!"

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