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Bar Date
He'd been up in New York recently for the Cowboys - New York game. He was having a drink in a bar when an attractive woman sat down next to him.

"Hello, honey," he said. "I'm Oliver from down around"

"Don't tell me," she smiled, laying a hand on his forearm. "You're from Texas."

"How'd you know?" he asked.

"You called me 'honey', your name's Oliver, 'n you sure seem tall sitting there on that bar stool"

"Well, you're right," he replied, "but I have to tell you I'm not really that tall ~ I'm just sitting on my wallet."

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