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Ixnay on the Ickchay
Couples and FamilyNSFWTodd is waiting for his girlfriend Jill to show up at the bar. His friend Myrddin happens to come in before Jill and Todd confides in him
the following. "Myrddin, don't let Jill find out about this, but you wouldn't believe the gorgeous chick I met last night, and she invited me up to her apartment, and I went... and oh god..it was the best sex I ever had and..." but then stops short in mid sentence as Jill is now approaching them at the bar.

Not realizing that Jill is coming up behind him, Myrddin who is eager and excited to hear all the details then says, "Well go on, what happened with this gorgeous chick... the best sex you ever had...tell me...tell me."

Todd tries to get Myrddin to stop asking about it so Jill won't find out and says, "Ixnay on the Ickchay."

Jill is close enough to have heard Todd say this and angrily asks, "What chick?"

Myrddin turns around to Jill and says, "Damn Jill, I didn't know you were bilingual."

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