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Hard To Remember Things
Love!Harvey and Sara -- an elderly married couple -- have trouble remembering things, so they write everything down. One night in bed, Sara gets a craving and wakes up her husband.

'Get up and bring me some apple pie and ice cream, Harvey,' Sara says. 'And you better write it down.'

'I think I can remember that,' Harvey mumbles as he heads for the kitchen.

Twenty minutes later, Harvey returns with a plate of scrambled eggs and sausage.

'What's this?' Sara asks.

'It's what you asked for!' Harvey says.

'See, I told you to write it down,' Sara says. 'You forgot my toast.'

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