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What is an affair?
NSFWLittle johnney wondered what an affair is. He heard other boys talk about it. So he asked his mom, his mom was flustered and told him to hide behind his sister window and watch her and her boyfriend Little Johnny Watching Sis

Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.

This he did.

The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother. 'Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. He was squeezing her chest, but why,

'I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must of been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. Sis said " oh babe that is it oh my that feels so good ohhhhh" . This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.

'Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-- a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. 'When Sis saw it, she got really scared -- her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.

'Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.I heard a huge slurp and when sis got off the eel, she was all mmmm that tastes good .All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight ,she stared at it like she wanted to eat it. The he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. '

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor -- lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.. Sis claws her legs and wiggled. Her boyfriend was jumping up and down while the eel was between sis legs.
'The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.
'After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. It was pink and mushy. Then they took of all there clothning, but be kept his ungerwear.
'Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. Then he licked sis all around. She was like , that feels so good and lower lower lower that's there , mind the hair ohhhhh..By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats -- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. Sis sat and wiggled and was jumping up and down.
After a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.Then sis said wat the heck, kids rule. And they jumped on the bed. Sis liked and sucked the eel and her bf co tinier keepind his hand warm, when they finished they were on the floor licking each other, sis was going crazy with the eel. She said lie onme avian. Then in and out and in and out and in and out and deeper. Then he said play with me and she graves the eel and sucked till it was White. When she finished, she grabbed it and placed it up her skirt. Then he took two fingers and stuffed them in sis asshole, She was groaning louder than ever And then they played. Grapes and doughnuts. He placed grapes all over her slot and licked them off. Then sis threw doughnuts on the eel and licked them off.

When johnney finishes telling his mom, sis walks in and says "I'm pregnet."

Mother fainted.

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