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life is tough
Lame jokesOne day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation: The pickle says: "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy -- they sprinkle seasonings over me and they stick me in a jar."
The cucumber says: "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy -- they slice me up and they put me over salad."
Penis says: "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy -- they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I throw up and lose consciousness.

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