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Impotent
Couples and FamilyTwo women met in the club room chatting about their husbands.

The first one said my hubby has grown 300% impotent.

The second one asked how it is that 300%?

The first one replied, "Well, you see at his age he is unable to perform that is 100%. Then stupid broke his fingers working on car that is 200% and now if that was not sufficient Jackass has also burnt his tongue gulping very hot coffee in McDonald.

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