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Flying to Europe
On the Road / In the AirMaudie is flying on a jumbo-jet to Europe. Once in
the air the loudspeaker comes on "This is your
captain Emilia Rodrigues. We are cruising at 35,000 feet...etc. etc." When the announcement is finished Maudie beckons to a stewardess and asks, "Is it really true that this great big airplane is
being flown by a woman?"

"Yes, says the stewardess, Captain Rodrigues is a
woman."

"How wonderful!" Maudie replied "I am so excited! Do you think you can arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to congratulate her?"

"Yes, I think I can arrange that. You might also like to know that the co-pilot is also a woman."

"Oh, how exciting. This is wonderful news! Please let me go to the cockpit so I can congratulate them both!"

"OK, you can do that. You might like to know that actually the entire crew of this plane are women."

"That is the most exciting thing I have heard in a long time ...this has really made my day ... I just have to go to the cockpit to express my admiration!"

"One more thing you might like to know ...we don't call it the cockpit any more."

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