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A dove from above
In the mountain backwoods you don't see too many people hang-gliding.
Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He took it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, got ready to take flight. He took off running and reached the edge-into the wind he went!
Meanwhile, Maw & Paw Abner were sittin' on the porch swing, talkin 'bout the good ol' days, when maw spotted the biggest bird she had ever seen.
"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaimed.
Paw stood up, "Git my gun, Maw."
Maw ran into the house and brought out his pump action shotgun. He took careful aim. BANG...BANG...BANG...BANG! The monster-size bird continued to sail silently over the tree tops.
"I think ya missed him, Paw," she said.
"Yeah," he replied, "but at least he let go of ol' Zeek!" |
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