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There once was a girl from Siam
Who went for a ride in a tram
The dirty conductor
Jumped up and fucked her
And now she pushes a pram.
There once was a man name of Florin
Who was fond of a gal who was whorin'
When he looked in her box
And found 2 ...
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| Added on : 28-Feb-2006 |
By : William Braba |
Viewed : 19937 Times |
| » Pick up lines |
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you
out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my pack ...
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| Added on : 28-Feb-2006 |
By : William Braba |
Viewed : 5604 Times |
| » No Sex on the Ark! |
When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write ...
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
By : 2laugh Team |
Viewed : 3889 Times |
| » boy / girl prayers |
A GIRL'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he ...
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| Added on : 18-Nov-2004 |
By : jay |
Viewed : 3809 Times |
| » Dog Named Mypenis |
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Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?
The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis
Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!
-I did do my homework but Mypen ...
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
By : 2laugh Team |
Viewed : 3401 Times |
| » Red Riding Hood |
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
Further down the road Li ...
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
By : 2laugh Team |
Viewed : 3286 Times |
| » pee joke |
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A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only patron in the bar when he walked in. He talks to him for about 5 minutes then moves to the other end of the bar.
The bar owner walks up to him and asks if h ...
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| Added on : 18-Dec-2004 |
By : jay |
Viewed : 3091 Times |
| » a hot summers day |
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Liana was a beautiful blonde girl. As she was walking through the woods on a hot summers day, the heat became too much for her and she decided to go for a swim. She took off all her clothes, piled them neatly on the side of the riverbank and dove in.
A c ...
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| Added on : 28-Feb-2006 |
By : William Braba |
Viewed : 2999 Times |
| » a KKK preacher |
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A Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept thi ...
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| Added on : 09-Dec-2004 |
By : Mongo |
Viewed : 2994 Times |
| » Horny Rooster |
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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens.
When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have ...
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
By : 2laugh Team |
Viewed : 2535 Times |
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