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Main » 10 Best Jokes
» Taking care of the wife
Gold - Best Joke In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the ga ...

rates 23050.9 out of 5
added 3 years, 561 days ago by HotGod read 5703 times

» Sex Of The Baby
Silver - Second Best Joke There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?" "He was on top ", she replied. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed. The second wo ...

rates 3.31 out of 5
added 3 years, 3257 days ago by jay read 3111 times

» Little Johnny's fly
Bronze - Third Place Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny's fly. He went home and told his mother abo ...

rates 3.29 out of 5
added 3 years, 3271 days ago by Susie read 2457 times

» Lawyers Poker
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" said Johnson, at which point Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!" "How can you tell?" Phillips asked. "Those aren't the cards I dealt ...

rates 3.27 out of 5
added 3 years, 3120 days ago by Butt Jee read 1104 times

» Interpret Your Evaluation Comments
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated. CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law. UNLIMITED POTEN ...

rates 3.25 out of 5
added 3 years, 3540 days ago by Fred As. read 1858 times

» mid-life crisis
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. So he decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day. He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw ...

rates 3.23 out of 5
added 3 years, 2825 days ago by Dule121 read 2150 times

» life is tough
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation: The pickle says: "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy -- they sprinkle seasonings over me and they stick me in a jar." The cucumber says: "Yeah, you think th ...

rates 3.21 out of 5
added 3 years, 2825 days ago by Layla LaShelle read 1636 times

» Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes Where does a 200 ton elephant sit? Anywhere he wants! ...

rates 3.2 out of 5
added 3 years, 3541 days ago by 2laugh Team read 2483 times

» Johnny is too smart
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes A first grade teacher, Mrs Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she i ...

rates 3.2 out of 5
added 3 years, 3283 days ago by HotGod read 2134 times

» No Nerds
Star - Joke in 10 Best Jokes A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED--ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, ...

rates 3.2 out of 5
added 3 years, 3120 days ago by Butt Jee read 1140 times


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