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» Taking care of the wife
In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the ga ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1552 days ago	by HotGod	read 7770 times

» Disorder in Courts
These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking pl ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1565 days ago	by HotGod	read 6678 times

» PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS
A recent magazine survey interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: IF WOMEN DRINK ...B ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1618 days ago	by HotGod	read 6002 times

» Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1658 days ago	by HotGod	read 6772 times

» Blondes
Q: whats the difference between a blonde & a bowling bowl? A: You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling bowl ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1683 days ago	by mick o	read 6099 times

» In the Cockpit
The massive airliner sped along in cruising flight, autopilot engaged. Relaxing in his seat, the Captain had just used the passenger-address system to point out the lava-spewing volcano in the distance off the starboard wing. He turned toward the ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1730 days ago	by Hank Smith	read 6422 times

» THE MAN FROM NAMTUCKET
there once was this man from Namtucket. His dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin. If his ear were a cunt he could fuck it. ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1746 days ago	by AWOOD1	read 6448 times

» iTit
Apple does it again! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because wom ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1790 days ago	by anonymous	read 6700 times

» A MAn's Obligation
it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. now do you understand or must I do a demonstration ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1852 days ago	by Kevin	read 6710 times

» What is an affair?
Little johnney wondered what an affair is. He heard other boys talk about it. So he asked his mom, his mom was flustered and told him to hide behind his sister window and watch her and her boyfriend Little Johnny Watching Sis Little Johnny was 12 years ... rates 2.89 out of 5
added 3 years, 1879 days ago	by anonymous	read 6739 times