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» Taking care of the wife
In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the ga ...

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added 3 years, 442 days ago by HotGod read 5366 times

» Disorder in Courts
These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking pl ...

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added 3 years, 455 days ago by HotGod read 4597 times

» PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS
A recent magazine survey interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customerís personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: IF WOMEN DRINK ...B ...

rates 3.04 out of 5
added 3 years, 508 days ago by HotGod read 4008 times

» Dead Pussy
On the Road / In the Air An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two ...

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added 3 years, 548 days ago by HotGod read 4283 times

» Blondes
FAQ and RiddlesDirty Q: whats the difference between a blonde & a bowling bowl? A: You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling bowl ...

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added 3 years, 573 days ago by mick o read 4165 times

» In the Cockpit
The massive airliner sped along in cruising flight, autopilot engaged. Relaxing in his seat, the Captain had just used the passenger-address system to point out the lava-spewing volcano in the distance off the starboard wing. He turned toward the ...

rates 2.95 out of 5
added 3 years, 620 days ago by Hank Smith read 4419 times

» THE MAN FROM NAMTUCKET
Dirty there once was this man from Namtucket. His dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin. If his ear were a cunt he could fuck it. ...

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added 3 years, 636 days ago by AWOOD1 read 4497 times

» iTit
ComputersDirty Apple does it again! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because wom ...

rates 2.98 out of 5
added 3 years, 680 days ago by anonymous read 4849 times

» A MAn's Obligation
Dirty it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. now do you understand or must I do a demonstration ...

rates 3.02 out of 5
added 3 years, 742 days ago by Kevin read 4832 times

» What is an affair?
Dirty Little johnney wondered what an affair is. He heard other boys talk about it. So he asked his mom, his mom was flustered and told him to hide behind his sister window and watch her and her boyfriend Little Johnny Watching Sis Little Johnny was 12 years ...

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added 3 years, 769 days ago by anonymous read 4781 times


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