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| » (11) on a city bus |
| A very drunken man gets on a city bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you - You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shout ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (12) Drinking Effect |
| A fellow turned to a woman sitting beside him in a bar and said "Drinking makes you look beautiful, darling."
She looked a little surprised and answered, "but I haven't had a drink yet."
He smiled and said, "no, but I have!" ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (13) in a biker bar |
| A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your g ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
Added On : William Braba |
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| » (14) Clubbed In The Face |
| A man walks into a bar and gets clubbed in the face.
Several hours later he awakes and finds himself bent over a chair tied up naked. He wonders why he is in this position. Surprisingly he realizes he has been in this scenario before. And then it hits hi ... |
| By: 26-Mar-2006 |
Added On : Wayne Gretzky |
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| » (15) The Frog |
| A guy walks into a bar with a Frog on his head.
The Bartender asks the man, "Where in the hell did you get that?"
The FROG replies, "Well, it started out as a wart on my ass..." ... |
| By: 05-May-2006 |
Added On : Mot |
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| » (16) The Drunk Guy |
| There was this drunk guy just walking like whatever, then all of a sudden he sees a Dracula.
The Dracula told him "Look at my fangs filled with blood!"
The drunk guy just stared at him then he said "Look at my teeth filled with wine!"
The guy is just k ... |
| By: 10-Jun-2006 |
Added On : anonymous |
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| » (17) social misfit |
| A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman ti ... |
| By: 28-Jul-2007 |
Added On : Susie |
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| » (18) Two drunks |
| Two drunks were walking on the railroad tracks.
One turns to the other and says, "These are the
longest set of stairs I've ever climbed".
The other one says, "Yeah, and these hand rails
are way too low!". ... |
| By: 04-Jan-2007 |
Added On : PliMe |
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| » (19) the name of your willy |
| A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy "What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2008 |
Added On : b brabant |
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| » (20) Buffalo in a bar |
| Buffalo walked into a bar the other day and sat down next to this really fine looking lady. They struck up a conversation and she asked him what he did for a living; Buffalo told her he was a pilot. All this time Buffalo had been casually glancing at his ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2008 |
Added On : b barbrant |
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