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» (41) New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let's consider the physical evidence. The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year. Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 f ...
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» (42) Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes down there. Now all he needs are the animals. So he goes into a store and asks the clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning. The clerk sa ...
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» (43) Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night. The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart." The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them ...
By: 14-Mar-2004	Added On : 2laugh Team	Viewed : 3008 times
» (44) Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up a ...
By: 14-Mar-2004	Added On : 2laugh Team	Viewed : 2792 times
» (45) Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given a menu. When time to order the sheik orders for himself ...
By: 14-Mar-2004	Added On : 2laugh Team	Viewed : 3017 times
» (46) Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate. Seeing it was a fair sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his home he promptly calls up the local zoo authorities to inform them ...
By: 14-Mar-2004	Added On : 2laugh Team	Viewed : 2642 times
» (47) Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door. The mouse repeated his am ...
By: 14-Mar-2004	Added On : 2laugh Team	Viewed : 3579 times
» (48) Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur?" "Yes it does" replies the squirrel. "Great!" says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squ ...
By: 14-Mar-2004	Added On : 2laugh Team	Viewed : 3970 times
» (49) The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage. The mama mole reached her head outside of the ho ...
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» (50) How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear? You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole! ...
By: 14-Mar-2004	Added On : 2laugh Team	Viewed : 3127 times

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