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| » (1) Dog Named Mypenis |
| Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?
The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis
Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!
-I did do my homework but Mypen ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (2) No Sex on the Ark! |
| When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (3) Bloodied Vampire |
| A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to bug ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (4) Red Riding Hood |
| Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
Further down the road Li ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (5) Elephant Riddles Seven |
| Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They're all on the same team.
Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you?
A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.
Q: W ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (6) Pink Parts |
| One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying.
"Sniff. None of the o ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (7) Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit |
| This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. The elephant is stuck in this pit and realizes that he is going to die, so naturally he start to scream.
By chance a chicken h ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (8) Unclear Choices |
| At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the ... |
| By: 16-Nov-2004 |
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| » (9) boy / girl prayers |
| A GIRL'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he ... |
| By: 18-Nov-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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| » (10) HUSBAND WANTED ! |
| A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read
"HUSBAND WANTED !
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS ... |
| By: 01-Dec-2004 |
Added On : jay |
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