| » (51) Changes In Marriage |
| When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all time
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings h ... |
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| » (52) The Bedroom Statue |
| A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ?Hurry!? she said. ?Stand in the corner.? She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. ?Don?t move until I tell you to,? she whisp ... |
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| » (53) Highway Patrolman |
| A man and his wife were traveling in Texas. A highway patrolman pulled the man over for speeding. The cop came up to the car and asked to see the man's license. The wife who was hard of hearing said, 'what'd he say?' He said he wanted to see my license. T ... |
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| » (54) A $500 Look |
| A man and wife were taking a shower when the doorbell rang. The wife says, "I'll get it" and wraps a towel around her. She opens the door and sees that it's her nextdoor neighbor. The neighbor notices that she's in her towel and says, "Damn your fine! I'l ... |
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| » (55) The Farmers meet the Ailens |
| Two aliens landed on a farm. The farmer and his wife took the aliens in and showed them their way of life and everything. One day the farmer and his wife get to talking. The farmer asks his wife, "I wonder what the aliens do for sex?" The farmer's wife re ... |
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| » (56) Love Dress |
| The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple' s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. 'What are you doing?' the mother-in-law asked. 'I am waiting for my hus ... |
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| » (57) A New Gift |
| A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up. When the manager gave him the gift she accidentally gave him a pair of panties instead. When ... |
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| » (58) What Mom Taught Us |
| My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRA ... |
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| » (59) So Close Yet So Far |
| Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next ... |
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| » (60) Mean Boss |
| After the annual office party, John woke up with a headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife was preparing breakfast. "Gi ... |
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