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| » (141) New Bra |
| Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a new bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts! ... |
| By: 25-Sep-2004 |
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| » (142) Couples on Vacation |
| One day three couples in a minivan are heading to Yellowstone National Park on a vacation. One couple is from Nebraska, one is from Kansas, and one is from Iowa. They stop at a little cafe on the side of the road for breakfast.
Their waitress serves t ... |
| By: 25-Sep-2004 |
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| » (143) Heart Attack Victim |
| The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for a heart attack the gentleman was having. When the squad got there it was too late and the man had died. While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked ... |
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| » (144) Marriages |
| If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
If Cat Stevens married Snoop ... |
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| » (145) Old...But In Love |
| An old man went to the doctor. He said, "Doctor, I was wondering if you could help me. My wife and I are not getting the same amount of pleasure from sex that we used to.". The doctor looked at the wrinkled old man in surprise, and said, "Can I ask you ho ... |
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| » (146) The Wonder Bra |
| Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. ... |
| By: 25-Sep-2004 |
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| » (147) Loving Wife |
| I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling.
"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience." he replied.
"Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?" I asked in stunned d ... |
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| » (148) Naked Lawn Mower |
| "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied ... |
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| » (149) Capital Punishment |
| Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal feelings prevent justice from running its proper course. But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness, ... |
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| » (150) Hard To Remember Things |
| Harvey and Sara -- an elderly married couple -- have trouble remembering things, so they write everything down. One night in bed, Sara gets a craving and wakes up her husband.
'Get up and bring me some apple pie and ice cream, Harvey,' Sara says. 'And ... |
| By: 25-Sep-2004 |
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