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| » (1) Daddys Rules Of Dating |
| Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you"d better be delivering a package, because you"re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything b ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (2) Married Men |
| A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex.'
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| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
Added On : Fred As. |
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| » (3) Detective Sui |
| A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
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| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
Added On : Fred As. |
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| » (4) Out With The Boys |
| A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome tha ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (5) Mathematic Love |
| A very logical and somewhat cold calculating professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that now you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with y ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (6) Have a Nice Weekend |
| A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing re ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (7) Can't Get One By Mom |
| John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the cours ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (8) My Dearest Wife |
| To My Dearest Wife,
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (9) The Love Doctor |
| A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.
"Do you ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (10) Two Sides of the Story |
| HER SIDE OF THE STORY
My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised but he didn ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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