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| » (111) Construction Worker |
| There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a wor ... |
| By: 08-Jan-2005 |
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| » (112) 10% |
| After being laid off from five different jobs in four months my Uncle Joe was hired by a warehouse. But one day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner
shook his head and said he'd have to withh ... |
| By: 04-Mar-2005 |
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| » (113) insurance salesman |
| An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife that she should take out life insurance. "Suppose your husband was to die," he said. "What would you get?"
The housewife thought for a while, and then said, "Oh, a parrot, I think. Then the house w ... |
| By: 04-Apr-2005 |
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| » (114) mannequins |
| The CPR class was using a mannequin victim for practice. To make them more portable, these mannequins are leg-less. The first student was called up to demonstrate what the class had learned. As instructed, he gently shook the doll and asked, "Are you all ... |
| By: 09-May-2005 |
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| » (115) The Salesman |
| A salesman came across a house that had a large number of cars parked outside it. Intrigued, he stopped and decided to sell his double glazing
to the owner.
Answering the door was a gorgeous young woman, and the salesman started into his banter.
Af ... |
| By: 09-May-2005 |
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| » (116) IT cannibals |
| Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the o ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
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| » (117) The temp |
| I guess some things will never change. I recently hired a temp to fill in while my secretary was off for six months on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked her what she expected to earn.
The temp replied, "Well ... the minimu ... |
| By: 28-Feb-2006 |
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| » (118) Musclebound Pollock |
| A musclebound Pollock was walking down the street when two muggers jumped him. After putting up quite a bit of a fight, the muggers eventually wrestle the man to the ground. One of the muggers then reaches into the pollocks pocket, pulls out his hand and ... |
| By: 05-May-2006 |
Added On : Mot |
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| » (119) Italian milk man |
| Tony, the Italian milk man, had a door to door delivery service. A lady called down from her apartment, "Hey, Tony, I need two bottles of milk."
"What apartment, lady?"
She said, "4 Q."
Tony said, "4 Q too, lady!" ... |
| By: 28-Jul-2007 |
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| » (120) Used Panties |
| A man asked his neighbor how he kept his car looking so nice and glossy. The neighbor replied that his wife gave him all her worn out panties and he used these to polish his car with.
Being a bachelor, he decided to ask his stenographer for some of her ... |
| By: 12-Jul-2008 |
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