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| I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious. ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (2) Yo mammas breath... |
| Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck ... |
| By: 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » (3) Yo mamma so fat.. |
| -I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:
-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
-she had to go to Sea Wor ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (4) Your Momma |
| Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag. ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (5) Yo Momma so stupid |
| Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (6) Yo mama's like... |
| Yo mama's like...
- Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on.
- Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more.
- Yo mama's like a rifle...four cocks and she's loaded.
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| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (7) You Mama's So Ugly... |
| - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
- Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"
- Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (8) You Mama's So Hairy... |
| Yo mama's so hairy...
- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (9) Your Mommas... |
| Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN! ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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| » (10) Yo Momma is so fat.. |
| Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family". ... |
| By: 15-Mar-2004 |
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